Argh is Argh no matter what Argh is

Hey.Sup. Sup. Back from work again. Though no pictures. I suppose you want some pictures don't you?. For those who doesn't know. I work at swensen's as a CSR. Customer Service Representative AKA waiter. Here's a list of stupid problems i face while working.

1) Stupid Customers

How stupid you may ask?

This stupid.

Me: So 1 fish and chips mdm?
customer: yes yes..by the way ar..can i change the FISH TO CHICKEN?
Me: err...no mdm...if you wan chicken, i suggest you buy the bbq half chicken along.
customer: DON"T WAN. I WAN SAVE MONEY. PLUS FISH AND CHIPS GOT FRIES.
Me:(WTF)Then why don't you order both bbq half chicken and fries mdm? (by this point im freaking irritated)

customer: YOU DEAF AR? I SAY I WAN SAVE MONEY CALL YOUR MANAGER! I NOT HAPPY WITH YOU!~

Me: FINE! I WILL MDM!(at this point im slowly raising my voice)

Manager:hello~!~! what seems to be the problem here?

customer: Your employee here is saying i can't have chicken with fries!

Me: Mdm! You said you wanted to change the fish in fish and chips to chicken where got such thing?

Customer: the other day i change at the kopitiam why here cannot?

Me: ITS COMPANY POLICY AND THIS IS NOT YOUR FAV KOPITIAM (still raising my voice)

Manager: Mdm i suggest you go to your kopitiam. This is a family restaurant. Not a kopitiam where you can change a fixed main course.

Customer:....(she shut up and exited the place)

Argh.

P.S: Another stupid customer ask me this

Can i have tartar sauce without the mayonaise?

WTF